What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
my liver is dry heaving
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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