Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
are you so shy because you have an std?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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