Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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