So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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