her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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