Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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