I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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