All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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