Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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