this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
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You coming home soon, man?
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
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Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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