He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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