The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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