I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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