Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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