break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
