bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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