You're completely useless in the revolution.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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