How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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