We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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