There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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