Kiss
Puke
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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