It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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