We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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