jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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