its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
