I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
