He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
The air was thick with penises
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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