Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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