the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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