We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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