don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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