Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
