She tied me up with her honor cords...
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
This baby is an asshole
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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