i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Please, let me fuck your mom
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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