it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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