I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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