You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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