We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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