Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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