You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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