Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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