I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
