What a fucking waste of an outfit
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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