He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
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Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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