Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
you had me at cake vodka
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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