We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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