I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.