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You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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