Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
We should try that some time.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate