dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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