So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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