What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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