new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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