your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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