I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
It's just like the Real World with babies
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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