I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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