it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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