Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Boobs speak an international language.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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