im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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