I didn't shave. On purpose
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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