I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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